"D" Family...be afraid...be very afraid!

i am disguising the family name for their safety. but really, it's just ME that they need to be afraid of. now i know why they couldn't make it to jack's party. they must have been afraid of what would have happened to them if they showed up with this gift.


seriously....what WERE you thinking?


first we come to visit you and you send us home with a nerf gun?
THAT wasn't enough?
now this?



i recommend not inviting us to any parties for a while. at least until i can forget you ever did this to us.



i didn't realize we had done anything to make you this angry.


but you have started a war...GAME ON!